According to futuredude, and who knows who else, pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes. Ergo:
1. Maybe Sting should spend more time in a sty.
2. Given their famed ugliness, do they need the added incentive?
3. Do pigs masturbate? If not, why not?
4. If the answer to (3) is yes, do they have to plan ahead - i.e. no quick one in the morning on they will be late for work?
5. What happens if an unexpected guest turns up or your hotel room catches fire?
2 comments:
Hi Patrick - couldnt resist the pig theme....
Man says to his wife, Im fed up Ive been having an affair with someone else and shes in the next room. Wife: What? Husband, I'll bring her in....
Husband walks in with a sheep under his arms and says...
Now you can se the pig I sleep with when i dont sleep with you darling...
Wife: thats not a pig thats a sheep...
Husband - I wasn't talking to you.....
I am sheepless...
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