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Swap your CDs for an iPod?

Does this seem like a good deal?

45 CDs = 512 MB iPod Shuffle
65 CDs = 1 GB iPod Shuffle
85 CDs = 2 GB iPod Nano
110 CDs = 4 GB Nano
130 CDs = 30 GB iPod
175 CDs = 60 GB iPod

These are the swaps available from a new service in the US - details here. I like it. There is no answer to the first commenter who asks if the service takes AOL CDs.

Sony gives e-books another try

Sony is trying again with a new e-book thingammy along the lines of it's last disaster, I mean beautiful product, the Librie - read all about it at BusinessWeek online, here. Sounds promising but wait, is that the sound of DRMs (DRMs - drums - geddit?? Oh never mind). Anyway, if it works, if it is reasonably priced, and if the "books" you get are yours to keep, it might be worth a punt.... In fact, I'd love it to work as something like this would, I'm sure, be beautiful if done well, and Sony, despite their ever-growing list of cock-ups (DRM, rootkits, any of their music software packages, mp3 incompatibilities....), do give good product.

More Predictions for 2006

A counterpunch to those predicting things for 2006 (see below), Blake Ross includes in his list of ten the thought that:

Yahoo, accelerating its bid to dominate the social space, will announce that it is buying the actual societies of 32 cash-strapped governments. Citizens will be allowed to link their existing names to their Yahoo accounts.

Two More Reasons to use

A very good post by David Berlind at ZDnet on why DRM is killing music: He asks how you:

"Buy someone a specific song through an online music store the way you might buy someone a CD?"

And how, "down the road, when there are no more CDs and all music is bought online, [do you] pass your life's music collection onto someone else when you die (the way you can pass on LPs and CDs today)?"

Of course, you know the answer already - you can't. EMI, Sony et al working on a solution? I'd posit not.

Blogging Mania

Is the Scobleizer about to explode? Not only is he very upfront with his opinions about what MSFT should be buying next (and we're not, of course, talking about a stationery order), but at one stage he was posting ever few minutes on pretty much everything he was reading elsewhere - all good and exciting stuff.

The Joys of Theocracy, Part 801

While not helping to jail Chinese journalists, Yahoo news is reporting that Saudi telecom has prevented SMS voting for a popular talent show because it is (wait for it - OK, all together now): "a crime against Islam" (anyone with any ideas on anything popular and fun that isn't against Islam and doesn't come from the 12th century, please write in). Wahey. Right, now, please could we import the show from Lebanon, air it on British tv / cable / whatever, and then get prosecuted under the proposed insitement to religious hatred law? I so so want the government to see the error of their ways but this appears increasingly unlikely.
BTW, check out the nails on the guy on Yahoo's photo - ugh.

Future Sense

Inspired in part by this and this, here are my 10 predictions for (mainly UK-centric) digital happenings in 2006:
1. Google will buy into satellites.
2. Downloading music will continue to boom, both legal and illegal, but illegal will be on the upswing again. Music companies will continue to diversivy - there may be a leaked memo or two indicating that, near the top, they realise the game is up.
3. The internet and your mobile still won't mix owing to high charges for the combination - business use will grow but individual consumers will be nonplussed.
4. TV on your mobile will grow but very slowly - the hopes of the giant telecomms for a big uptake for the world cup will be dashed.
5. Riya will finally launch ... to mixed reviews.
6. Your granny will work out how to use a mobile.
7. None of the big tech companies will stand up against China's human rights abuses - plus ca change...
8. Interest in blogging will peak.
9. A small search startup will badly dent confidence in Googl…


Surftail removed - site should download properly now. A shame the widget had to go as it was very useful - perhaps it can be reinstated when it is a little less buggy.

Holiday Hiatus

Blogging lite over the next few days as Chrimbo kicks in hard. Back when time allows with a slew of new stories and more commentary than you can shake a stick at. In the meantime, Happy Holidays to both my readers.

A to B in NYC

Would it be easy to make this for London you think? An interactive subway map for NYC, you click on one point of the map as your starting place, another for your destination. Quick as a flash animation (actually a whole lot quicker), a route springs up showing timings, subway lines and walking directions. Fab.

Ding Dong Merrily You're Nicked

From the BBC:

Nine police officers disguised themselves as Victorian carol singers to carry out a drugs raid.

The Dorset Police officers were dressed in cloaks and
top hats and were carrying lanterns when they arrived at their intended
target in Weymouth.Apparently they made a number of arrests. As I have always said, when it comes to Victorian carol singers, shoot first and ask questions later.

Surf Tail Tracker

The little device that indicates how many people are on the page isn't working still and may have gone into permanent meltdown - again, apologies if this page isn't finishing loading. I'll see what I can do to fix it / find out what's gone wrong. In the meantime, more credit to Performancing for Firefox - a great extension.

Maybe France instead of Canada?

Sacre bleu (has anyone in France ever said that btw?), the French are trying to "legalise downloading" according to europe (link busted - sorry). Apparently a group of ministers has reacted against a proposal to make filesharing a crime similar to counterfeiting and has come up with an....

.... amendment, which is attached to a bill on intellectual
property rights, [which] states that ``authors cannot forbid the
reproduction of works that are made on any format from an online
communications service when they are intended to be used
privately'' and not for commercial use.

To Blog or not to Blog?

'Fraid I can't find who wrote this but it is an encouraging essay suggesting that you should blog. I have my doubts (see below - oh, about April I guess?) but this little essay suggests that it is worth persevering. The guy is called Steve and is a programmer (for Amazon?) - I can't find out more than this at the moment but do read it if you are blogging, thinking about blogging, or thinking about packing in blogging.

Thought for the Day

How much smarter are you than your job requires you to be? If you find you are in multiples of two or above, time to change. Even 1.5 and you should be looking around for something fresh. Moving at 1.0 is best of course, but may not look so hot on your CV.

You Are On't Telly Mr Smith

Holy monkeys things are getting bad. I think I'm going to have to move to Canada while my cardiologist says I still can. Take a look over here at the Independent's story about all car journeys in the UK being recorded and kept (I guess that is just kept actually - they are already recorded) for 2 years. Nice.


I look and I look and I can't find the html code to remove from my template to get rid of that stoopid Site Surfer thingammyjig. Apologies again for the interminable loading of page.
While I am here, may you learn something from me: never post when you have had more than one glass of Lachryma Christi.

Rolf Zwei

Today's Rolf pic - of him, of course, not by him. Conjures up images of my parents sideboard and soda water dispenser almost immediately, though in truth this is due to the writing, not the Rolf

Laughing at Monkeys

OK, we all say something made us laugh out loud but we are often reaching for an effect. This, however, from The Sneeze (additional link right (and damn these parenthesis(e?)) really did. Now that books are being made out of blogs, I think Steve must be about due a contract.
20th December 2005. South Bank 2. Just after 6ish.
20th December 2005. South Bank, 6ish.

Performancing for Firefox

Lovely little tool. Very lovely. Seems to work right out of the box. Do as the dude tells you here and away you go, instant blogging. Expect this blog to get much quicker and more up to date. And expect Microsoft to have to work doubly hard on that ie7 we keep hearing about. This, like Riya, makes me smile.

Sadly it has turned a bit panty and I am sometimes getting error messages (error #3 Object:object if you are listening guys). Still, it is a beta release so bugs are expected I guess. Watch this space - when it works (so far most of the time), it is beautiful.

China, Yahoo, Microsoft, Airbus, Italy....

Wonderful comment chain here on Margot Wallstrom's blog (she being Vice-President of the European Commission or some such - not exactly sure but I suspect there is a huge salary attached). Anyway, I wholeheartedly support her views re: business and it's immoral links with China, but the counter arguments about the EU falling over itself in its rush to sell arms and the like to the Chinese government are equally valid. A shame Margot doesn't rejoin the pigeons after she's put in the cat though - come on Marge, how about a response to the commentators?


There is, as ever (well, as often), a great shafting to be had from the truth over at gapingvoid:

There's something about working for a large company that often alienates one from the concept of "Free Will". Starting a corporate blog just highlights the fact.

[NOTE TO SELF:] Some people thrive in "Slave Mode". Whatever. Nobody cares.

Queen Rolfed

19th December 2005 Rolf's Queen. One can't help liking Rolf can one? Not unpleasant but equally, of course, not startling. One wonders what Tracey Emin might have done, or that fule who made the boat out of a shed and then made it into a shed again.

Comment left on last post (link removed)

Apologies to you, jj, if you happen to be someone who writes in exactly the same style as a spam bot. Otherwise, how about, in future, you look for some CONTEXT. Heard of that have you? For pity's sake - I hate cooking, I'm crap at it, and I would never in a million years join a cookery club. If I had brain damage I might go to your site and see what sort of viruses I could pick up there but, as it is before and not after christmas my brain is working reasonably well so no, I won't be going to cookery school.

jj said...

Hi Patrick, I'm looking for a companion for a cookery school. I've joined this site (cookery school). Where else could I contact other people who may like to join a cookery school?
Many thanks
18th December 2005 Currently bookmarked blogs. The list changes frequently but there are some on there that have had a long shelf-life. Not included but regularly used is Boing Boing.

Look away now

if you are of a PC disposition. Otherwise, here is my contender for Funniest Opening Line to a Joke 2005:
"A blind man walks into a lesbian bar..."
Sadly the rest of the joke doesn't live up to this entrance and needs a rethink. Suggestions welcome.

Post-Christmas Party and it is ....

eyes lphits, as someone once rather charmlessly said. "Tired" doesn't begin to describe how I feel today. You know the sort of thing - you can't string a sentence together and the thought of getting horizontal under the covers hangs eternally before you like a mirage. Hey hoo.
BTW, this is for N&L who have a tom making their own cats' lives miserable - Cats International - your cat problems answered.
Now, where is the Resolve?

Mrs Lemon's: An Apology

Sorry if your view of Mrs Lemon's isn't finishing downloading - there seems to be a problem with the site surfer tracking software which hopefully will be resolved soon.

Sunday evening and it's still not fixed - maybe it is a weekend thing? Here's hoping. Site Surf will be removed and reinstalled tomorrow if the problem persists.

Dodds' Blog Block

This whole Dodds' blog thing - I'm not sure. I've been looking around and, well, the news ain't good. Someone out there, presumably a distant relative, blogs about time zones...? Early days, but I'm Concerned.

A Couple of Points

Quiet weekend for the blog coming up - expecting the chimney sweep tomorrow (apparently you have to provide your own small child these days), party in the evening and thus Sunday will be small and low key, if you know what I mean. And tonight? Well tonight has involved "going out" - blimey, remember that? Therefore, my apologies for the lack of fresh delectation. You could try this little oddity if you wish, but there are no guarantees it will be your bag.

Blogger Web Comments

I like this - you visit a site and the code spins into action and tells you what bloggers have been saying about said site. Not always the most up to date (try it on here and you will see what I mean though thanks for the kind comment) but entertaining nonetheless - increases the ability to procrastinate in a manner similar to StumbleUpon and you surely know how bad that is for you....

Oh dear, more Politics

From today's Guardian comes this:

The government came under renewed pressure in the Commons today amid "widespread public disquiet" about allegations that the US is using UK airports to transfer prisoners to be tortured abroad.

As members of the all-party parliamentary group on extraordinary rendition put a series of detailed questions to the foreign secretary, Jack Straw, Liberal Democrat and Tory MPs launched fresh challenges on the issue.

At question time yesterday Tony Blair said it would be "completely absurd" to investigate every US government plane which flew into the country.

Which is nice. It wouldn't be "completely absurd" to look for non-existent WMD for months on end though. He really has got to go what with the torture- goodbye Tone - we have had enough of you.
15th December 2005 - the other side of the bridge.
14th December 2005

Another Plug for Pandora

Can I suggest you get down here immediately so as to hear some new music you may like? Honest, what's not to enjoy? Currently Europap is the thing for me.
(BTW, have not been back to that music locker thingammy in a while - will update you if I try it again or leave a comment if you have some experience of it).
(Parenthases - do you think I have a problem?).

Drink Driving: Shock News

So, the London Evening Standard (no link - they are hateful. If you live in the South East of England you will know them as the paper that encapsulates the Little Englander mentality and hypocrisy better than any other - think a parochial Daily Mail but with a special slant that enables taxi drivers to agree with their editorial line. If you don't live in the UK count yourself lucky you have never had to read the paper - hardly anyone here does except commuters desperate for anything to amuse them on South West Training to be a Train Network or, occasionally, by those who forget that the teaser headline "TV Star Dies" actually refers to an ex-Eurovision band member from Albania or "My Drug Shame" covers the time Kirk Douglas' second-cousin-once-removed took more than the recommended dose of paracetamol) had a headline tonight saying that some research somewhere showed that one in three drivers drinks and drives. This is either (a) complete and utter b*****k…
14th December 2005 Proud day at the LSE.


I'm not sure it would be strictly necessary, but I would LOVE one of these - a 39 megapixel camera. Sure, why not?
(via Gizmodo - check out this for an idea of what you might be able to achieve, then look at your own pictures, or mine for that matter, and weep).

"South West Trains are Rubbish" shock


Quelle surprise (for South West Train employees, that is French for “what a surprise”. It is generally used in an ironic way. If you have trouble with the word “ironic”, speak to your timetable composers). Since stopping giving the rebates on ticket prices owing to their exceptional performance over the last five years (if your definition of the term “exceptional” means hitting targets about 90% of the time – try telling that to a manufacturer of brake units for cars, let's say, or traffic lights, boilers, aeroplane engines...), guess what has happened to the trains on the SWT network? Of course, that’s right, they have improved their efficiency…..
Actually, no. Since they stopped it has, of course, all gone to hell. It must be great working for a company where no one gives a flying shite about anything but when they can knock off and go home, although I suspect in the long run employees might, just occasionally, feel a nagging sense of …
12th December 2005 I could have sworn the Standard said that London was going to be covered in filthy smoke from the Hertfordshire fire this evening....

Russian Urban Gymnastics

This has to be one of the most amazing things I've seen since beginning Mrs Lemon's. A video of a Russian (?) guy climbing, running and jumping over a series of decaying and destroyed urban landscapes to a rap soundtrack. Doesn't sound much? Don't believe it - and don't give up when the picture quality dips after a couple of minutes - keep going and you will see something amazing. If you don't click on any other link here, do click on this one. I hope he is signed up by someone soon.
BTW, if you are struggling to see the video when you get there because your connection is too slow, now really is the time to upgrade your connection - developments over the coming months are likely to further enhance what is already a wonderful medium. Go here for information about broadband providers. Go on - honestly - now is the time!

Groundhog Predictions

OK, so, just before bed, a quick prediction: tomorrow's Observer will have Christmas cookery by the bucketload and an article telling us mortals where various Actors will be spending their hols OR their bestest Chrimbos ever ("Well, you know, we were like in the foothills of the Himalayas staying in this gorgeous little hut darling - no facilities at all and we had to wait for the servants to boil the bathwater - can you imagine?! But it was postively fantastic for my skin darling, I mean, I'd never looked so good. Anyway, thank God your readers wouldn't be able to find it / afford it / have the necessary connections to get invited."). Then there will be the present lists, something about where to go to get away from it all, how rampant consumerism is making us all sad, and what you should be drinking at office party / cocktails do / Christmas morning drinks..... Aaggh.
Update: Sunday
Big xmas food supplement and David Tennant (who?) in the magazine... I rest my ca…

Toture: Hypothetical Justification

The Moral Maze on BBC R4 tonight looked at torture and whether it is ever justifiable. Towards the end of the programme someone came out with that hoary old chestnut "if you knew that by torturing someone you would get information that would save X number of lives, would you be justified in using it?" Seems to me that the answer to this question is, of course, yes, BUT, equally obviously, these circumstances cannot ever be proven to exist in real life. Therefore, the attempt to justify torture fails in this instance since the circumstances under which it is being considered cannot ever, a priori, be known to exist. It also follows that if these are the only circumstances under which torture is justifiable, torture cannot ever be justified.
Clear? OK, as you were - off you pop in your never-ending search for diversion.I'll be along in a minute myself.

Shrub in Trub?

Mmm George could be in trouble over this one you think? Americans don't take kindly to their flag or their constitution being traduced in any way and yet the Shrub has apparently been calling the Constitution a "goddamned bit of paper". Allegedly. Watch this space....

Safety, safety everywhere.

So, farewell then, Routemaster buses. We will miss you. We were not persuaded by the nonsense we have heard this week such as that on Radio London when it was suggested that 1 in 10 people couldn't get on or off you safely. [Erm, right, that would be because a large part of the population is under 7, another part can't travel on any form of public transport safely, and another part are the sort who won't go in a car unless it has 18 airbags and doesn't go over 9 mph. Rant safety rant everywhere rant bicycle helmets rant non-opening windows rant go and live in a rubber room rant rant rant. Clearly I'm going to have to go and lie down].

Israel comes to Richmond Waitrose

10th December 2005 It is, of course, always a good idea to carry your AK when Christmas shopping in London. Perhaps the kid is worried they won't have any Jarlsberg and he'll have to get to waving his Persuader around so as to sort it out.

Care for a Dodgy Dotcom Sir?

According to a story at the BBC, more than 5% of net domain names are taken by dubious and shadey characters who may use said sites for nefarious purposes. So Be Careful Out There! In light of the recent conference in Tunisia, however, what is even more interesting is the following:

As well as looking into owner information, the GAO [Government Accountability Board] also investigated the procedures for correcting fake data.

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (Icann) has the role of overseeing the net's domains and recently attempted to tighten up the policing of owner data.

However, the GAO found of the 45 reports on dodgy domain data that it submitted to Icann, 33 were unchanged after 30 days.

Makes you wonder if ICANN want the Chinese and Iranians to take over the web as they have indicated they are inclined to so do. Dear non-existent please save us from that eventuality.


Ah me, I must apologise for the recent lack of pics on here. Unfortunately the weather has been a bit pants, other work has been keeping me busy, and I have been lacking in the Department of the Muse. However, I shall try and shake myself up a little and post some more of those 3meg curiosities that made yesteryear so fulfilling. Watch this space. In the meantime, what about popping over here for more serious photographics.

Men Can Multitask

If you don't smile can I suggest someone checks your pulse? From today's Guardian comes a nice story about what men get up to whilst micturating, with Stuart Jeffries observing that he had recently seen a man on his mobile whilst at a urinal:

Aren't men amazing? Earlier this month - at the same urinal - another man was multitasking in an even more inventive manner. If you're in the middle of eating, look away now. He was urinating with one hand and brushing his teeth with the other. A colleague came in and the pair had a very long conversation about advertisement ratios before the colleague observed: "So. Brushing your teeth at the urinal?"

"Yep. I find it saves time."


"Not an issue."

Lost Dog

I like this, a mobile for your dog from Petsmobility. If you lose your dog you can both call him / her or, better yet, anyone who finds them has a hotline back to you. Indeed, if you train him well enough, maybe he'll call you to come fetch him.

Goodbye Dirty Fingers

An interesting piece here on the coming demise of the newspaper - Jeff Jarvis is on brilliant form. A short quote from a long post:

From a business perspective, we need to stop whining about readers moving online. If that’s what they want to do, then go with them, damnit! The biggest challenge is to train advertisers that online is more valuable than print because more people are there..... I believe we will, sooner than we know, start seeing print as an added cost burden maintained primarily becuase advertisers value it more than readers.

Do go - it is visionary stuff.

European Torture

This is a story that needs the widest possible dissemination. From Craig Murray's weblog:

December 1: The British Guardian reports that over 300 CIA flights have landed at European airports and that CIA planes visited Germany and Britain over 200 times, if chartered flights are included. According to the NY Times, there were 94 flights in Germany, 76 in Britain, 33 in Ireland, 16 in Portugal, 15 in Spain and Czechoslovakia each and two chartered flights that made stopovers in France. French officials say they had no knowledge of the clandestine flights.

With them or against them?

If you fancy a bit of waterboarding, a bit of rendition, don't worry - your government probably already suppinely supports it. No wonder so many Muslims appear to hate the West and the hypocrisy found here.

MPs Pay Demands

MPs pay – does more money (they have asked for 22%) attract a better calibre of staff or just a greedier one? Would nursing attract a better calibre of staff if nurses were paid a starting salary of £43,000? What, I wonder, would it do for the profession if breadheads, to use some sixties argot that I really rather wish I hadn't, were the main applicants? Does this argument hold any water whatsoever? By logical extension, we would have the best government in the world if our MPs were getting hundreds of grand a year. I think we know that that wouldn't be the case.
(While we are on the subject, I have an "angry from Surrey" scheme that I wish the BBC and others would implement but which they never will. Namely, that all persons on news and current affairs programmes, be they presenters or interviewees, should have their interviews prefaced by information about their annual salary / earnings / share dealings. Thus when Sir Digby bloody Jones comes on and bangs on about …

BPI / RIAA: why we love them all

Saturday's Guardian ran a story about musicians wanting more from the cost of a download. No surprise there, but what was telling was this:

Composers and songwriters are arguing in the UK copyright tribunal that they should receive 7p to 9p from every track downloaded from the internet, instead of the current 5p. The demand, issued by the Music Alliance, which works on behalf of composers, is being made to counter steps by the record companies' association, the British Phonographic Industry, to cut their earnings to 2p per download. They want the record companies to disclose the amount of money made from downloads, arguing that their pay rise could be recovered from record company profits rather than customers.

So the record companies don't actually disclose how much they make from downloads? Marvellous. And they are saying that downloading is destroying their industry. Please, do get over to as soon as you can and help with the mercy killing.

Rough Justice?

From an NSPCC newsletter:

Andrea Bone, who was convicted of culpable homicide for not stopping her boyfriend from killing her 13-month-old daughter Carla-Nicole in 2002, has had her conviction quashed. The appeal judges accepted that Bone was too intimated by her violent boyfriend to intervene.

Source: BBC Online

(1) Would a man ever get away with this?
(2) I imagine Carla-Nicole wouldn't much care for the argument that her mother was "too intimidated" to intervene.
(3) Did Andrea go to the police immediately afterwards?

I don't know - this doesn't seem right.

Modern Life: Too Much Information?

A couple of recent news stories - a prize to the first person to point out the diliberate mistake:

As many as 1 in 10 preschool children may be suffering from anxiety, depression or other mental illnesses, according to child psychiatrist Professor Adrian Angold.

Source: Guardian

A modern child's life is filled with unnecessary monitoring and mollycoddling from over-protective parents, says writer John O'Farrell, who presents Backlash: Paranoid Parents.

Source: BBC Online

Scrabble Online

Want to play Scrabble online? Then I'd recommend the ISC - not a very visually polished interface but the longer you play the more you appreciate the elegant design that has made the site so simple and satisfying to use.

Beautiful Song

Beautiful song and video here by Pepe Deluxe. Note - there are a couple of other videos on the same site but they are in Quicktime format so, losing the will to live, I gave up before the end of the 72 hour delay while they loaded. This one, Lying Peacefully, is in another format the name of which I know not but which seemed to perform admirably (i.e. genuinely quickly).

"World is Round" shock

"Xbox 360 sells out in hours" the BBC tells us, which must rank up there with "sun due to set tonight" as one of the non-stories of the day / month / year. Of course it did - Microsoft will have under-supplied dramatically so as to create some buzz. It's the same old nonsense - news sites printing what the corporations want them to print.

and the winner is....

So I've been fiddling with Pandora's box (ooer missus) and with that locker thingammy. The former is rather marvellous (like having a radio station that plays more than one song in a row that you like and without the same advert repeated 31 times an hour), the latter less so. It is early days of course and I'd love to see mp3tunes succeed as the concept is sound - the execution hasn't impressed yet though. Re: Pandora - do use Firefox so that once started you can go elsewhere via tabbed browsing and still listen (does anyone outside of an office still use IE?).

More Music

And speaking of music, if you like mashups you could do worse than go here for a vast selection of musical wonders (apologies if you've known about this site for years - I'm playing catchup).

Scarey Santa

2nd December 2005 Doesn't do him justice but here is a shot of the giant inflatable and frightening santa from the end of our road where he helps sell Christmas trees. Not sure what is going on with that 'tache....

Pandora's Box Your Ears

Just signed up to Pandora (the freebie account - i am both a cheapskate and cautious - zonga may flow their way if it proves to be aurally amusing) and initial impressions are good - nice sound quality, no breaks in transmission, easy to use, simple interface, no mess.
The idea is you choose a starter track you like (in my case Walk Into the Sun by Dirty Vegas, though I had to start again as this proved a bit of a false lemming) and similar songs are served up to you thereafter 'pon which you pronounce judgement, gradually freeing wheat from chaff and giving the programme an idea of what to play once it starts choosing music for you. All clear? No? Well head thee off to the site for a go yourselves you lazy b****rs.
There have been other attempts at this but the ones I've tried haven't been wildly successful so here's hoping.

Update: Some hours later and it is still doing its job - keeping me ears happy and serving up a mixture of the tried and the novel. Favourite track…
2nd Dec 2005. What's with the grass table?

PSP TV (kind of...)

What is it with Sony? They launch what sounds to be a very good service (read all about it at mobile whack)and then they go and ruin it, just as they did with their ebook, by making the data you watch and enjoy on your PSP self-destruct after a short while. Now of course h4ckers will find a way around this, but why are Sony doing it in the first place? Appears their new Welsh CEO isn't going to do much to change their gameplan that increasingly alienates even long-term fans of their products. It really shouldn't take anyone working there longer than five minutes to see that their DRMophilia is harming their image all over the world (and this before the rootkit scandal that is going to run and run). The first big multi-media company to break ranks and say "OK, it's over for traditional methods of copyrighting digital media - let's go a different route" are going to make a serious amount of cash and put themselves ahead of the field for years to come. Other com…

RIAA Bullying

Things are getting out of hand in the States as the RIAA cripple, or attempt to cripple, more and more technology devices such as this device from Sirius which looks a beauty but which is being cut down to size by the media moguls (story via Engadget - link to right). As I wondered before, where were the UK music execs in the early 80s when the miners were on strike to protect their jobs as the industry and geopolitical realities changed? I imagine they were going to gigs and doing a bit of Kate just as they always had.... Well the days of reckoning are here for them now and while of course one has some sympathy for workers whose jobs are going down the swanney, one also has to suggest that they WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE and get on with working out how they are going to take advantage of the huge benefits digitalization is bringing. Everyone is having to change and Canute-like demonstrations still seem to be needed in the boardrooms of EMI, Sony and the like.

The Little Beasts are Agitated

Interesting and perhaps unlikely story from the BBC about a pack of squirrels attacking and killing a large stray dog in Russia. Being in what sounds to be fairly isolated woodland, it doesn't appear that crack cocaine is the driving force this time. Maybe squirrels are getting rattled at the thought of going quietly as humankind destroys the planet? In fact they are probably practising for D-Day by jumping hospital employees (as noted below) and killing dogs - the real news begins with the death of the first human. We had a cat once.... oh never mind.

Listen to your music anywhere

OK, just one more. Now, how about you are at your parents fixing their computer and you fancy listening to that track that's been driving you demented with happiness these last few weeks? Or you are at work and want to hear Man on the Moon? Well now, it appears that what you have been waiting for is this - (via Boing Boing). Basically an online vault for all your music (yep, all of it - unlimited storage). Currently a paid for service (though how long this will last is anyone's guess), the music lawyers will no doubt be down on this with a vengeance. Still, the idea is out there - it can't be long now before it gets to stay.

Update: Downloaded the free version but can't really see the point - seems to have zero storage capacity - can that be right? I have emailed the site and will post an answer here when I get one, though I am warned this may take from 3 to 5 days. With zero storage online, what is the point of a free option? Something about "sideloa…

Fursuit Mania

OK last one this evening I promise (sort of). Do check out this link to an old (last century) story from Marie Claire regarding people they call Furries but whom we, gentle and educated reader, know should be referred to as Fursuiters. Scroll down for the pic of the couple on the sofa (watching TV?) - most definitely worth a 1000 words.

World's First Face Transplant

As reported here by the BBC. Well yes, it would be an interesting story, but without the face itself we're all left wondering.....

Update: Yes I know, privacy and all that. Of course she isn't going to want any publicity. Nonetheless, however, be that as it may, notwithstanding, regardless and whatever you may say, I still contend that without the face the story isn't up to much. What we need is a before and after. And no, that isn't an invitation to the paparazzi, more a comment on human inquisitiveness (is that a word?).

Lost Items Found

Here's a nice piece of what could be vapourware: a device that locates your lost wallet / keys / cat / whatever. No details on how it works (RFID anyone?) but it looks interesting. The device begs the obvious question of course (all together now): what happens if you lose the Locator itself?


Just checking to see if the above post title has any effect on traffic....
And now, to take things as far from the title as possible (sorry if you are here for real p0rn, try googling "latex," "spanking" or "trouser monkey"), I have to announce the sad demise of the aforementioned pedometer. Five quid was clearly only enough trouser weight to garner a machine that would last six weeks. Still, I'll have a look at the figures soon and give you the averages (steps, mileage, weekend vs weekday, work vs time off and so on and so forth - admit it - you can't wait). Giddeeup lad!

404 Not Found

From the Firefox download page:

Not Found

The requested URL /products/download.html was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
Apache/2.0.52 (Red Hat) Server at Port....

Presumably 1.5 is a success then.....
A while ago at Erdigg Hall. Did I show you this already? Apologies if so but I have altered the contrast since to do the flower justice. And a quick q: why can't there be this level of detail in all the pictures I take?
A short while ago... This pic captures the quiet loneliness of Stockholm as winter approaches.

Terror Bites

There is talk (and there is Talk) of the effects on society and the individual of enabling said individual to walk around said society with terabytes of personal storage at their instantaneous disposal. "Where were you today at lunchtime?" says your wife / the friendly policeman. "Why I was here dear / Sir," (fumbles for Start button on Omnipresence MediaPlayer and keys in 1332-1407hrs). "As you were Sir / that's nice dear. I was here, saying goodbye to Martha."
The thing is, with the current shower in power, the OMP will, ere long, be obligatory. All in the name of "safety" and "you're with us or against us" of course, just as there are no bins at stations any more, flying is a chore, this website is monitored and stored, and there are 2.1 million CCTV cameras in London.

Fine Wine

The trouble with Oyster Bay (beware - music-equipped flash intro)is it is so dang pleasant to drink - cut grass, melon, a hint of mint... before you know it you are half way down the bottle and wondering if Sainsbury's is still open.

Not Lost in Translation

I missed this when it was first out, but it seems that sunglasses with the ability to translate what foreigners are saying to (or more usefully, about) you into your own language are on the horizon. As that man said, the future is here, its just unevenly distributed. So from now on, no more going into bars in Wales (and it is always Wales for some reason) and being unable to understand the comments being made about your big-city-ways when the locals slip into their mother tongue. No, from now on you'll understand everything, including such phrases as "why is that fule wearing those ugly-looking shades in the nighttime?".

Snow isn't falling

Despite what you might read elsewhere (500 motorists - are passengers also "motorists"? - trapped by 0.5 inches of snow on Bodmin moor in Cornwall), the whole country isn't snowbound. Indeed, I'd love to see some snow here in west London - just for a coupla hours, you understand, enough time to get some shots at Kew Gardens then a quick thaw and back to global warming.
Now, as you were.

Boris Johnston

After his performance tonight on Have I Got News For You, I think we have seen the next Tory Prime Minister. No, no, honestly. Think about it - a genuinely funny and intelligent PM - not something you'd normally consider of course, but then look at history - maybe it is time for a change.


Because I haven't had anything on here about fursuiting for a while, I thought I'd give you this link. Honest to godless, it is bizarre isn't it? And recently I've even begun to wonder if it isn't a little sinister. But then perhaps I need to get out more.

What Trouser? Magazine

With a USA version, "What Pants?".
Really. Trousers. They are the bane of my life. Some of the well know problems include length (too short normally), strangely decreasing waist size, shallow pockets and too tight a thigh area (I'm talking men's trousers here btw - no clue what goes on for mes dames). Some of the lesser known problems involve them being too hot, having too short a zip (go figure) and stain resistance treatments (which not only make them look cheap but add to the aforementioned heat problem - interestingly, as far as I am concerned, there is no such thing as a pair of trousers that are too cold). What is needed for the perfect pair is as follows:
1. Correct waist size (obviously) - tending towards the generous is the best.
2. Correct length (tending towards the too lengthy is the rule here).
3. Deep and plentiful pockets.
4. Loose around the nethers and thighs.
5. Toe end shape is fashion-dependent - i.e. a slight flare fine at the right time, ditto s…

Much maligned

It appears I may have been a little unfair on my phone-radio (phoneradio?). It has been functioning relatively well of late and tonight I was able to listen to a marvellous programme on R4 where guests suggest to that comic whose name I have forgotten (who went round the world meeting others with the same name as him - you know the one I mean) their invention ideas. The winner tonight was a guy who suggested that your microwave is connected to your music collection and it randomly picks a track that lasts exactly the same time as that you have set to cook your meal. If the time is too short (say, 30 secs), then it does a "beat the intro" quiz; alternatively, if you are cooking something for 20 minutes it would choose four or five tracks that add up to exactly that length of time. Quite brilliant. It would save you continually turning off the microwave and testing your food only to eventually get fed up and nuke it way beyond sensible limits by turning the power on full and e…

Guantanamo Bay

If you live in the UK and can get a copy of the New Statesman (not one of my normal reads I'll grant you), do have a look at Clive Stafford-Smith's piece on Guantanamo. Very well written and raises many questions Bush and dear Tone have failed to hear, let alone answer. The prisoners there have been held captive now for four years without trial. One of a number of interesting ironies Stafford-Smith points out is that the soldiers in Cuba greet each other with a little homily about their first duty being to defend freedom.
Surely these prisoners should now either face a trial or be set free? Holding them forever is, of course, only going to increase the terrorist threat the world faces, not decrease it. But then Bush thinks he needs to look strong I guess. It isn't working though George, is it?

Rm 101: 31 to 51

British Gas. I thought I'd give them a sizeable chunk of Room 101 all of their own because they are used to operating like that. I am sat here at 1250hrs having been in my cold house all morning waiting, you guessed it, for an engineer to call. An engineer who was to call between 8 and 1 today. Five hours. On a work day.
I phoned their number a few minutes ago to see if I could find out what was happening. I was annoyed but remained, I like to think, polite. Points arising:
1. The operator took my name and address and then said she couldn't update me because her system was down.
2. Despite her system being down she somehow knew that the engineers in "[my] area" (Surrey? London? England? Western Europe?) were delayed owing to an "exceptionally high level of calls" (read: we overbook routinely as it saves us having to pay engineers to sit around doing nothing - customer scum can go swing).
3. I asked why it wasn't possible for someone to ring to say the e…

Dean Gray's "American Edit"

The Dr Who theme here should almost certainly be no. 1 at Christmas or there is no justice. From a mash up album based on American Idiot by Greenday. Fantastic.

Update: Cease and desist notice passed on to site by record company and links gone - anyone wanting a copy can email me and I will send (copy of the track that is, not the C and D notice).

Low Tide at Richmond

19th November 2005.

Blogger Buggered

It's all gone to c**k hasn't it? No service from "Hello", no service from Blogger in terms of uploading pics, and all bookmarks on Firefox have disappeared. No way of knowing who or what is to blame but I suspect the ever-slowing Firefox browser. Once again I am off to search for something reasonable that runs faster than a tortoise on mogadon and is safer than downtown Baghdad.

Fox Goes Free in Charlton, Sussex

Stayed here last night and would strongly recommend it - very good food and good value. Also, a "pub" pub, not just a restaurant that happens to look like a pub - while the food was superb, there was also a pub atmosphere with people drinking at the bar and so forth. Then today a short walk in the Sussex Kush - sunny, no wind, sheep and laughter, in particular at the thought of "Duvet Days", with A. and I saying that we would have taken our yearly allocation (we were imagining two days) by Jan. 3rd....

Not been to 101 for a while...

Number 30 "Portable personal radios". Yep, the new phone has one. Nope, of course it doesn't work. Why I ever thought it would is my own damn fool business. Once burned sometimes doesn't apply when you have an optimistic (hey, bear with me - poetic licence and all that) outlook and less memory than you average guppy.
Here's the drill: Walk to station - not too bad, some static, but you get the gist of what people are saying. Platform - static mostly until you move to a spot with better reception ten minutes walk from where your train comes in. Train - nada but noise. Turn from radio to music and sigh. Fiddle with phone - wonder for the fiftieth time why Sony won't allow you to delete the crap they put on it (music, pictures, games - some will go, some won't. Why they think anyone would want to listen to "Sunshine" for more than a nanosecond is difficult to fathom, and surely none but the dumbest would use the pictures...). Settle down and stare…

UN summit on the internet.

From BBC news, more about China and others wanting the US to give up "control" of the internet domain naming system.

"The rest of the world doesn't want to see US hegemony here, in large part just for symbolic reasons," says Jonathan Zittrain, Chair in Internet Governance and Regulation at Oxford University.

"So there's one set of countries, anchored by Iran, Cuba and China, that would like to see some process by which governments of the world have a much larger hand in controlling the shape of the internet."

Check out the list of countries who’d like control – fun eh? You can imagine what sort of internet they would create.

There is more here about the fact that Tunisia, where the summit is taking place, is hardly the most suitable country in the world for such an event given its own history of censors
10th Nov 2005. Also at the Southbank, these are some of the cables supporting the London Eye - beautiful.  
10th Nov 2005. Near Waterloo. Orwellian, I thought, and yet in a good way... 
6th November 2005. Near home. One of my first pics with new phone and not really noteworthy except as a record of the ongoing convergence of various digital devices - in a few months / couple of years I'll look at this as a relic of a primitive age no doubt.