So, I drop by the Royal Family website to offer my services as a wedding photographer (hey, you never know!). A banner headline made me smile: in the form of a type of FAQ, it said "What is a Realm?" Marvelous.
Schadenfreude? I don't know. But there is a lot in the press about Ireland's denial that she is going for a loan to the rest of her friends in the Eurozone. Mmmhmm, that's right - she is NOT going to be asking for money. Ain't that the truth? Well, no, clearly it isn't. It has been over a long time in Ireland - like Wile E Coyote running on air the wrong side of the cliff edge, anyone watching could see from years back that property prices were completely bonkers and due to come crashing down. Nothing like that here in the UK of course..... :)
Ease of use: 10/10 Ergonomics: Bit heavy, volume switch gets moved unintentionally, quite slippery but nice shape generally: 7/10 Usefulness: As portfolio for photography work: 9/10; for anything else: 3/10 Apps - delight in: 4/10 Battery Life: 8/10 For watching the odd YouTube Video: 9/10 Overall: 6/10 (subject to review following forthcoming OS upgrade)
So, as I approach the point at which I have 1000 pictures on Flickr, I also approach 10,000 views. Hmmm, not wildly impressive is it? 10 views an item. So, how to improve that total: 1. Women. Naked women preferably, but fey high key close ups of women in their early 20s preferably lying half-clothed in an uncomfortable outdoor environment are also good. Poetry underneath as well, that helps. 2. Flowers. With shallow depth of field and a generally approving comment about bokeh. 3. Young men. Good looking unshaven young men lying around looking emotionally damaged. That's good too. 4. Seascapes. Where the sea is milky white and smooth from a long exposure. There should be a rock of some sort, or sand patterns, in the foreground and plenty of moody clouds. Sun low in sky or, in the case of black and white, invisible. 5. Mention of the word "storm" in the tags or title. We have about five genuine storms in the UK a year, at least away from Cornwall or the Highlands and Isl…
Grouchy 10.26.10, originally uploaded by jezandia. Wish I'd taken this one. There are loads more as good - go take a look. Count Dogcula is fabulous. Click on link under picture to see Melody's (jezandia's) photostream.