So, anyway, I'm done with them - in future when people ask if I take them I'm going to say "you know what? No, I don't."
Here's a photo that couldn't be further from a headshot, just to get me moving on:
UPDATE: Turns out I lied. About an hour and a half after posting the above someone called me asking for headshots saying that I had been recommended. Did I turn them down? No, I jumped on the pony again for another race around that particular track.